妙龄女郞人流趣事

2010-05-14 09:45:53海峡名医网admin查看次数：2082

近日，在我市某妇科医院，上演了一幕有趣的故事。最近的一天，一位二十左右美丽动人的妙龄女郞在一位相貌英俊的男士陪同下，来到某妇科医院就诊。值班护士带着两人去做检查，妙龄女郞在经过医生的B超等一番检查后，医生告诉两人，小孩在母亲的肚子里长的很好。平时注意不要动作大就行，谁知话没说完，那个男士就大声的说，“什么不要动？我们是来做人流的”，医生一脸的惊诧！“做人流？”，“对呀”。搞了半天是值班护士弄错了。出于关心，医生说，“小孩长的很大了，这时做对大人不太好，你确定要做？”，英俊时尚男士豪不犹豫的说“当然”。如是医院安排女郞去做手术。

手术进行的很顺利，可就在手术中，那位英俊男士却独自走了。这一幕让不少关心妙龄少女的人士替她感到很气愤。这个男的太过分，快活了就不负责任，有了孩子不想要，把女人当成什么了？说不要就不要，老婆做手术自己却走了，太不负责任了，众人议论纷纷。更有好心的人上前询问少女，自己能不能回家，要不要通知其家里人？妙龄女郞只是情绪低落，半天不说话。正在这时，一位开着宝马60多岁年纪的中年人进到医院，来到了女孩面前，众人以为女孩子父亲来接她，谁知，女孩一下子高兴万分，面露喜色，并说道：“老公，你怎么才来呀！”。听此话，众该惊愕！闹了半天，这名老者才是那二十几岁妙龄女郞的丈夫，都搞错了，那名时尚英俊男士只是她的弟弟。

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